Yeah for the Offensive Mommy Jokes

I’m not sure what makes something funny, technically, and why it is that when it is way out there, a little past your comfort zone, then you laugh even more.

Blue Eyes and I went out on Saturday night to the Velveeta Room to see Laurie Kilmartin.

The Velveeta Room was great. Just $10. No minimum drink order. But good drinks anyway. Intimate setting. It is on 6th street, which used to be a hassle, but now that I’m older, I just pay to park and it’s no problem.

Laurie Kilmartin made Mommy jokes. I just loved that. I had seen too many comedy acts with some guy telling guy jokes about how stupid women are and yeah, maybe they were a little funny, but Laurie Kilmartin was more like me and I loved her  Mommy jokes.

Now, let me be honest and say that the jokes may have been disturbing Mommy jokes.  Why is the disturbing sometimes more funny? Maybe because we can admit that it is true, just a tiny bit?

Here is an example of one of her jokes…

My boyfriend and I were taking turns taking care of the baby at night. It was my night to sleep and I wake up to hear my boyfriend scream “If you don’t stop crying, I will throw you out the window!”

I got out of bed, went to his side and said “No honey, let me do it. You are so tired, you might miss the window. I’m well rested. I can do it right. Give me the baby.”

Have you felt that moment? When the baby has been up five nights in a row and she won’t stop crying and you are going nuts and you think about the open window? I mean, you don’t REALLY think about it in any kind of LITERAL way, but it crosses your mind? During the hard times, being a Mom has gotten me in touch with an inner rage that I didn’t know I had before. It feels good to see that in someone else and know I’m not the only Mom thinking she might go nuts.

I found a thread on about how offensive Laurie Kilmartin’s jokes were and how they aren’t worth listening to because the are so negative about being a Mom. That isn’t the sense I got at all. Underneath the jokes, just beneath the surface, I felt that Laurie Kilmartin loves her son a million, trillion times. That is where her emotions and her vulnerability are, that is where she needs humor to find a path through it all.

So, the picture above is me and Laurie Kilmartin after the show. Thanks, Laurie, for making me laugh and by making me laugh, maybe I’ll have a little more strength the next time I have a non-literal thought about that open window.

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  1. Blue Eyes

    Loved her! And I loved going out with you Saturday night. What a great date night.

    Your next post has to be on the woman with 15 guns. That was remarkable.


  2. Jenna

    How refreshing!


  3. Thanks so much Carol, I’ll try to post that clip if I can find it. Laurie


  4. Sydney

    Love this!!! People have thoughts that are not pc and those fleeting moments are so funny when you can take a breath!


  5. Oh, my, I feel very famous right now because Laurie Kilmartin commented on my blog. She is by far my most famous commenter so far, except maybe for Wendi Arrons.


  6. joan

    Cool post, Carol!


  7. Oh! I wish I had known about it. I would have loved to see her. I’ll look out for her now. We need more women telling it like it is…


  8. Mindy

    I haven’t had a chance to SEE Laurie live yet. Her Facebook Fanpage says she is going to be in California and Minneapolis this month! I also got a hold of her CD and did hear those baby jokes! I agree with you Carol– It was shocking at first, but very funny too because underneath she really loves him! Read this article she wrote about how she balances hours of sets, babysitters, and losing sleep for her baby. What a great example of being a career mom and someone who goes after what they want. Here’s the article


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